May 4, 2011


5 ways you break the ice.

  1. With a pick-axe.
  2. Ask questions about the other person. People might not like to talk about themselves, but they like to be listened to.
  3. Tell a corny joke to establish myself as the weird one. People like weird.
  4. Say “Sorry, I’ve got to go.” LEAVE. RUN AWAY. DON’T GO BACK THERE MY GOD THAT WAS SO AWKWARD.
  5. OK. I don’t really know how to break the ice, let alone think of five ways to do it. I’m the awkward girl who no one remembers so you have to introduce yourself for five or more encounters until they ask you if you’re an international student.

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